F*** My Life (www.fmylife.com)

You've probably heard people saying "FML" all over the place and have likely stumbled upon the website.  If you haven't, there are some gems to be found.  The site is updated periodically so there are always new idiots to laugh at.  Some of their lives are really messed up but most of them are just stupid people doing stupid things.

A few good ones:

Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly ressembled the sounds my wife makes in bed. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

Today, my fiance was performing oral on me. I was really getting into it, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. When asked, he confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend's house to meet her parents. We were having a nice conversation and her mom then asked "What have you done recently that was great?" I replied without thinking "Your daughter." FML

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML

 Browse the site for even more F'd up lives.  www.fmylife.com

The makers of the site have compiled some of the best ones into a book for your offline reading pleasure: