Bash.org - some of the funniest stuff you'll ever read

A friend in high school showed me this site: www.bash.org and I couldn't get enough of it.  I read through the top 200 multiple times. After you read one, you'll want to read more, so here's a few of my favorites.  It consists of hilarious quotes from IRC chatrooms (disclaimer: some contain geek-speak).  I'm not even sure if some of them are real..but they're still hilarious.  (disclaimer 2: some are NSFW)

#262353 +(12178)- [X]

Hey Mike
what?
Pussy.
er?
Pussy.
and?
Pussy.
...
Pussy.
i dont get it
AND YOU NEVER WILL.
bastard

#50891 +(11699)- [X]

I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class ^^

#758379 +(8394)- [X]

< Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west
< Alkivar> we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
< Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road
< Alkivar> trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway
< Alkivar> we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
< Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop
< Alkivar> cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell
< Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes
< Alkivar> "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
< Alkivar> Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license
< Alkivar> cop's jaw hits the fucking ground
< Alkivar> most stunned face I've ever fucking seen
< Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here"
< Alkivar> no ticket... too embarassed apparently
< Alkivar> I'll never forget that day long as I live
< Alkivar> I was sure we were goin to jail

#665807 +(8093)- [X]

omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

#146497 +(6250)- [X]

wtf
ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy

check out the site if you want more random hilarious quotes. (www.bash.org)

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